Mr Right Simulator Review

After completing a delivery, a playboy almost runs you over. He takes pity and magically sends you back in time with the gift of being irresistible to the opposite sex. He bestows other abilities, including telepathy and money. Sadly, the player has no control over them; they are automatically used as the flimsy story demands. The most important part is that seven women lust after you.

The seven love interests are beautiful. However, due to similar cosmetics, body types, backgrounds, and personalities, the differentiation is low. Three of them—Ruo Lin, Fu Laoshi, and Zong Rui—are influencers and you become their planner. You hire a strange assistant, Man Yuemei. The company boss, Qu Cenxi, gives you tasks. Classmate and heiress, Nuan Siyang, helps from the periphery. And another classmate, Mei Yangyang, is so shy she barely appears in the game’s middle.

All actresses interact well with the camera, but their acting is mixed, hindered by plain ADR. Cenxi is perhaps the most natural on screen, with a great proposal scene. Zong Rui flirts with spicy hostility, which is a good contrast from the rest. Siyang occasionally shows personality. Both Ruo Lin and Fu Laoshi are kind but too flat. Sadly, most romance is performative with a side of cringe.

None of the seven have enough depth. Yuemei talks briefly about her parents, after you rescue them off-screen. Cenxi mentions her ex. But there are only crumbs here. There are no dialogue trees to discover more, excluding the surface-level phone messages. Choices merely alter who appears next, which is dry like in Love Begins with Goodbye. And too many just swap over the love interest. The final chapter is poor, due to a silly rescue mission, where all women become fighters (with unimpressive action choreography), and lifeless group vignettes.

So the game is mostly about seven beauties craving your attention and acting jealous when they miss out. This jealousy is a strength and quite funny when they interrupt you mid-seduction. The player-character seduces way too much though, more aggressively when he’s with just one of them. Even when his lecherous behavior is caught by others, they shrug it off and keep flirting. While this is light and easy, any shred of believability flies out the window.

Some will enjoy Mr Right Simulator because the characters are easy on the eye and treat you like the last man on Earth. But deeper personalities and an interesting story would have gone a long way. Even meaningful dialogue branches and more emotion may have been enough. By the end, you may wonder which influencer loved you more, before realizing what you already knew: none loved you much at all.